A Bearded Man's Goals

When my bearded man was "courting" me (slash, us... us=me and Elijah), he told me he had two life goals at that time:

1) To keep a smile on my face

2) To see me for five minutes a day (see "The 5 Minute Rule")

One of his favorite methods of accomplishing #1 is by saving horrible pictures of me and bringing them up on his phone when my smile fades--usually his fault ;) jk--just sometimes his fault...
I usually gag and exclaim something along the lines of, "UGH! Whyyyy do you still have that on your phone??! It's heinous!" To which he replies, "Because it never fails to make you smile."